We created a drink solution that reduces sugar while still tasting good and providing energy!
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longslice brewery hotline plaza sketch
WTF is a ‘Hotline Plaza’? Is it a phone line? Is it a hotel? Is it a code name? Or is it the secret password to the dark Longslice Brewery web?
The answer is: We don’t actually know! We just know that we love craft beers and especially our Juicy Pale Ale Hotline Plaza.
longslice brewery loose lips sink ships sketch
Silver medalist at the 2017 and 2018 Ontario Brewing Awards! Loose Lips Lager uses 75% premium Vienna malt, giving the beer its unique copper colour and distinctive taste!
romero distilling co. dark rum
Glacier-fed water that originates on the eastern slopes of the Canadian Rockies. Canadian processed fancy and blackstrap molasses. Distilled in a Canadian made copper pot still. Aged in freshly emptied bourbon barrels from Woodford Reserve until the desired maturation is achieved. Spiced and then finished with a combination of fancy and blackstrap molasses.
longslice brewery h2 sketch
A two-time gold medal winner, Hopsta La Vista is perfectly balanced with the rich, malty backbone of an English IPA, and the fruity American hops of a North American IPA.
longslice brewery klondike clarke: it’s a lagered ale
This here is a nice, simple ale, brewed with premium Canadian 2-row barely malt.
romero distilling co. spiced rum
Glacier-fed water that originates on the eastern slopes of the Canadian Rockies. Distilled in a Canadian made copper pot still Aged in freshly emptied bourbon barrels from Woodford Reserve until the desired maturation is achieved. Spiced with vanilla bean, cardamom, nutmeg, clove, cracked black peppercorns, and Sri-Lankan cinnamon. Canadian processed fancy and blackstrap molasses.
longslice brewery cherry sploosh desert sketch
The Collins English Dictionary defines Sploosh as a verb meaning ‘to splash about’. The Urban Dictionary defines it as… Well let’s just say it’s similar to the feeling you’re gonna get when you sip on this quaffable quencher! Quaffable is of course defined as ‘easy and enjoyable to drink’, and let us tell you that nothing is easier to drink than a Cherry Sploosh. It tastes like a sparkling water with a hint of cherry. You’ll be asking yourself – is this even a beer?!
longslice brewery crime show sketch
The tale of Longslice begins with two young hooligans, the Peat Brothers were seeking solutions to stock their high school parties with boatloads of beer. They weren’t yet old enough to buy beer, but they were old enough to buy all the ingredients. And so, with some help from their father, a passion for basement brewing was born. They knew that the time had come to shape their pursuits into a real, bonafide, Toronto-based brewery.
longslice brewery: they deliver beer
We’re delivering 5 days a week again! Mondays and Fridays between 12pm to 4pm. Any postal code starting with “M”!